Well I got a notion that
You got some suntan lotion in that bottle of yours
Spread it all over my peeling skin baby
That feels real good
- The Stranglers
Like most guys who live near the water I thought there was a good chance I would meet my true love on the beach. I never did think real good. I was a skinny fuck when I got in most of my beach time, the beer has taken care of that, and skinny fucks are not what girls at the beach want to give true love to I guess.
I found my true love in the woods. We were both really drunk and happy. Still are.
The beach is one place the government or business have not found a way to charge money to get to. The beach is Anarchy at its best. People get along for the most part. I can only think of one person who was murdered on a beach around here. I think what makes the beach so great is its slow pace. Makes a man appreciate what the world was like before society went insane with speed.