30 May 2008

Late Breaking News

One of my spies in the Wild World of Roller Derby tells me beer will be on sale at the bout in Richmond Saturday night. Probably there will be dope, crack, ecstasy and speed on sale as well. Just remember: if things get out of hand, there's a running riot and the police yell, "Stop running motherfuckers or we'll run you the fuck down," they mean it like I need a beer.

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