14 March 2008

More $4000 Prostitute News


Time goes fast when you are having fun. Looks like whatever it is America (and its $4000 prostitute fucking partners) is up to in Iraq is five years into its mandate and about as close to a conclusion as Metal Machine Music ever is. Too bad one of the silent $4000 prostitute fucking partners is my country - True, North, Strong and Screwed Up.

And now we have agreed to keep killing and being killed in that international shrine to war known as Afghanistan. After all, we cannot pull our pop gun pecker out of that gritty hole - bedlam may result.

Ah well, the increasing price of gas is surely balanced out with the decrease in the price of heroin.


1 comment:

Your driver said...

Heroin is now cheaper than gasoline and former homeless gas huffers have become homeless junkies. Freedom, however isn't free. We in America thank you for your contributions to the war on terror and remind you that our prostitutes are now gladly accepting Canadian currency.