As I was walking into the mill on Friday morning one of the boys I do not drink with walked up beside me and asked, "You know you're driving around with a fucking headlight out? You're going to get pulled over by the fucking cops after you've had a few if you don't get it fixed."
I fixed the light when I got home last night. Decades ago the cops used to pull people over for having a parking light out and other such minor matters. Then they got lazy or busy with other shit, depending on your point of view, and stopped sweating the small stuff. Now they are pulling cars over for small stuff more often in the hope of finding an excuse to look over cars for guns.
Maintain your car, motherfuckers.
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Lucky for the white boys around here, the neighbourhood Punjab boys have, for no good reason (other than being spoiled motherfuckers with a twisted religious upbringing) made it their manifest destiny to be the ones the cops can get their jollies from when they make them strip at gun point in the pristine Canadian snow for having a tail light out.
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