The Hammer and I were on our way to the park tonight when we heard explosions. Boom! Boom! Boom! There were teenagers in the park setting off firecrackers. Teenagers have all the fun.
When we reached the park I could make out two dim figures making their way to the dugout where they no doubt planned to pound some Bud and set off more cheap Chinese bangers. I let the Hammer off her leash. She does not care for firecrackers the way teenage boys do. As she sped off into the darkness she flung a big shitty hunk of mud with a mucky paw into my cold face.
My dog escorted the noisy little motherfuckers out of the park real friendly like. Then she did her pooh and we came home and drank beer. January is an evil month.
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