Last night I dreamed about beer. I dreamed I was drinking a case of the biggest bottles of beer in the whole world. Except I could not drink the whole case because they were so big. I could only drink two. The bottles were as big as the two towers in New York before Hassan I Sahba burned them down. I had to drink them really fast before they warmed up.
I woke up before I puked but not before there was an extraordinary pool of drool on my pillow.