3 August 2007

Let's Do It Dog Style


It took me a while when the practice first became widespread but I have come to terms with and even appreciate women having tattoos all over their body. When I was young very few women had themselves inked with anything more than a discrete butterfly or an inviting flower. In our present age of delightful depravity anything goes. I have even become used to women piercing themselves in every conceivable corner of their bodies.

Every man likes to see a women with a tattoo just above her panty line. We like images that scream, "Let's do it dog style!" I figure it is only a matter of time before I see a woman with a dog tattoo'd back there. Bow-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!

What I saw yesterday up at the lake is another story. Right there just above her ass where you usually see a gothic design a woman had tattoo'd a cross. What was I supposed to think of that? Did she only do it dog style with Christian motherfuckers? Were you supposed to think about fucking Jesus when you were panting and drooling on your knees? Did she prefer men who could fuck and pray at the same time?

2 comments:

Ed said...

She probably chose the cross 'cause she heard so many "Oh, God"s whilst being serviced from behind.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Dog Style Akhbar.