As Sonja, the Hammer and I were watching a mountain beaver-themed float roll by during the Canada Day parade a group of gum snapping teenage girls strolled behind us. One of them, taking offence at me wearing my England football shirt on Canada Day, spit, "Hey, this is Canada Day motherfucker! Take that England shit off and put on some red and white motherfucker!"
I turned, leered at her and after I wiped the drool from my face on my bare forearm told her and her admiring, poorly made up friends, "England is the mother of this motherfucking country you trash mouthed cunt."
Nobody tells Mr. Hockey how to be Canadian.