16 May 2007

BIHF Jerry Falwell

When I poked my head into the freezer this morning I was reminded why you do not keep vermouth in the freezer for any length of time. The frosty green bottle had ejected its cap and lay there drooling frozen alcohol like a Canadian drunk in a roadside snowbank waiting for a snowplow to prevent him from voting for Stephen Harper in the next election. The popsicle poking from the top of the bottle was the best popsicle ever.

And speaking of foul politicians: Burn In Hell Forever Jerry Falwell.


Anonymous said...

"BIHF Jerry Falwell"

well,that..... will surely spoil the party for the rest of us

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

...not if you hit the beer hard enough...