On my way home from work I see this guy overshoot his turn, put his van in reverse and continue on his merry way. Three guesses as to what was distracting him and the second two guesses do not count. Oh yeah...a motherfucking phone was held close to his ear the whole time. He missed his turn but he did not miss a word of his very important conversation.
I have two words for those who think it is safe to blab on the phone while driving - fuck you!