While walking the Hammer at the park today a young boy, perhaps seven years old, jumped out of his parent's car with a soccer ball and started kicking it around. He was soon followed by his sister in her bright blue Sliverville soccer uniform. She was about ten years old. They were the first arrivals for the Steepleton/Sliverville girl's soccer showdown.
The Hammer took an interest in the boy kicking the soccer ball towards the empty net and ran over to join in the fun. The girl, seeing Hammer zeroing in on her soccer ball yelled out, "That dog touches my motherfucking ball and he's fucking dead!"
The world changes but the girls of Sliverville remain the same.