7 March 2017
Had a crew meeting with the fucking boss in the lunch room today. I took notes so you would not miss anything.
Firstly, as in all such meetings, there was a lot of talk about doom.
Secondly, another management favourite topic, gloom.
Thirdly, there was some talk about making the fucking sawmill great again.
All us workers thought the meeting was over once that went over our head but there was one more thing on the boss' mind.
"We have been having trouble with the toilets getting all bunged up this winter. Been happening so much someone must be bunging them up on purpose. We hope we are going to get to the bottom of it before the fucking plumber's fees forces us to close down this mill like the one in Merritt."
We were barely out the lunchroom door before somebody dubbed our overflowing toilet situation Shittergate.