6 May 2016

A Year Ago I Was In Alberta

A year ago I was in Alberta happier than fuck the NDP had at last been elected.

Less than a month ago I was flying over Alberta looking down on her. "No fucking snow in the first week of April," I observed silently before adding the most well worn of comments. "That's fucked up."

I was looking forward to a small dinner party Friday night. We were to celebrate Alberta, her wisdom and her fine rye whisky. It has been cancelled. Inappropriate apparently. Not sure why. Was not like many cunts in Fort Mac voted NDP.

Guess I will just grab a bar stool on the way home from the sawmill. Drink some rye and wish their useless motherfucking juke box had some Ian Tyson I could play.

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