Merry Christmas, Motherfuckers

I like Christmas.

Trees.

Lights.

Presents.

Mistletoe.

Sleeping in.

Not like some people but I like it.

I do not believe in virgins giving birth.

I do not believe Jesus Christ.

I do not believe in the Canuck's chances.

I believe in drinking.

Scotch, beer and wine.

The Holy Motherfucking Trinity.