11 October 2015
The Good, the Bad and the Conservatives
There's things you remember from one election to the next and some things you don't.
For instance, fuck the beer while campaigning, stick with the hard shit.
I remember all the people I meet. Every last one of them.
The good, the bad and the motherfucking Conservatives.
Stopped by a house today that went Conservative last time 'round. "...and don't you commie cocksuckers come 'round here again," one of them told us to the delight of his delightful family.
Today I learned that same family had already voted for us commie cocksuckers. Dairy family.
There is no mistaking a political party fucking you in the ass.