23 July 2014

Help Me Buy Four Cases of Pacifico



Quite a few years back I allowed the motherfucking geniuses at Google to stick adverts onto the Dope City Free Press. Did it so one day I would get paid enough to afford four cases of beer, drink them with some friends, and write about it.

That day is nearly here. Just a handful of people stupid enough to click one of the adverts Google thinks you will like need to do so before I get my fucking money.

Today the motherfucking geniuses at Google think I would like to buy a mid-summer vacation in Cancun. They nearly hit the mark with that one. I do not want the fucking trip however. All I want is four cases of Pacifico.

Never clicked one of those adverts myself. Back when I was still a teenager I trained myself not to be swayed by advertizing. To this day when I am in the market for something that is advertized I find it just about impossible to pay attention to the shit.

You, on the other hand, fucking love advertizing. Click the advert. Now!

10 comments:

karen said...

Well, I actually don't love advertising, but I do like beer, and think you should have your four cases. Also, I am nothing if not obedient. Just ask my husband. . .

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Obedience and proficiency in scaffolding in one beer drinking, Hell raising package? That must have been quite the mating call your husband used to attract you.

The Spirit of Our Age is the love of advertising. Buy or die!

paul said...

Clicked on Myrtle Beach golf vacations. They look pretty great, and I have fond, vague memories of the place from boyhood. Save me a Pacifico.

motorcycleguy said...

well, I made a special trip to the Pacifico factory in Mazatlan once (maybe twice)to make a major purchase so we could give away beer on
the beach as a Christmas present to all who strolled by....pretty sure they will remember my buddy Dave even though it was many years ago ....I'll get him to ring them up and have them honour this most reasonable offer

the fog said...

I'll click on it for you.....just wish it was four cases of Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friend!!!

Anonymous said...

I discovered this one when we went to Merida:

Montejo—"Named after the Spaniard who conquered the Yucatan and left a trail of blood in his wake" (and contrary to the link the light version is way good too).

http://www.transitionsabroad.com/listings/travel/resourceful_traveler/mexican-beer-rundown.shtml

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I can almost hear brown beauties clinking together in the back of the car. Just another two or three clicks! Thanks y'all.

motorcycleguy said...

Looks like you can pick up another 50 bucks.....if you click through a couple of ad sites you get here

http://www.petproducts360.com/photo-credits/?SID=2d177bf44a81e53d9e6ef28e8618b09e

Anonymous said...

Even though Negra Modelo is a better brew, I'll click so a fellow mill worker can wash the sawdust from his throat...

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Woo-hoo! The advert revenue threshold set by Google has now been exceeded. Now comes the wait for the cheque. Hope it is not a long one. If it arrives in the mail by Labour Day I will be happy. Let you know when it does.

Negra Modela is one Mexican beer I cannot do. Used to think that about Corona too until I found those, much fresher when not first pissed into then shipped up to Canada, are not so bad down there.