22 April 2013

Blue Skirt

Anne Murray appeared on the Junos tonight.
She was wearing a short blue skirt.
If I was not so old I would have
Beat the old stubby some.

She was there to hand
kd lang a lifetime award.
kd and Anne hugging like the drunk sailors
They are on national television.

kd gave a shout out to Stompin' Tom
in the sky with diamonds and
Rita in the sky with a crew of miners
Who had not seen woman in several months.

The Junos are so motherfucking cool.

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