Government rarely ever gets anything right and when they do get something right it is just as rare for what action they have taken to be timely. Government is a big, hungry motherfucking sloth. Just the same, when a government does something right it is only fair that a free press, such as this dope effort, note, if not celebrate, the occasion.
Recently, my local government began a programme encouraging my neighbours and I to throw out our food waste in a separate container so it can be sent to a company that is going to make dirt out of it thereby halving the amount of shit we truck up to Trash Creek.
We should have had just such a programme centuries ago. That is how slow government is. Comparing government to a sloth is a disservice to sloths. I wonder how many more centuries it will take before I set out my dog's shit to be turned into energy or something.
Fuck the pipelines. What we need is a poop line.
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