10 August 2012

Canadian Women's 2012 Olympic Football Team Win Gold



I do hereby, as the editor of Canada's one and only free press, declare the 2012 Canadian women's Olympic football team the gold medal winners. Fuck the USA! 

If football, or soccer if you prefer, is not the crookedest sport on Earth, what the fuck is? Makes boxing look cleaner than an unelected politician's book of broken promises. Anybody with the slightest eye for a fix must be wondering who had so much riding on the USA's footballing women winning a gold medal that they were ready, willing and able to gain the head referee's favour before the match to ensure their gamble was a dead certainty.

Ray fuckin' Charles could see the fix was in.

If I were a member of the USA team I would be ashamed to accept the gold medal. A medal so dirty it ought to be shaped like a two hole outhouse seat. They are the ones who should feel cheated of their glory today, not the Canadians.

Fuck the rest! Canada is the best!

4 comments:

JustFrankie said...

Well, according to my Facebook page

We're number 1
We're number 1
We're number 1

USA!
USA!
USA!

I thought we killed another terrist

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Not a terrorist, just the hopes and dreams of 35 million Canadians. Same thing America does with the Stanley Cup every spring (without compromising the referees).

Nazz Nomad said...

Jeepers, if it's wrong to cheat/curry favor/bend the rules/etc... than listen Pollyanna, I've got some rose colored glasses to sell ya.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

We do not mind it when you cheat the Russians or the fucking Chinese, but cheat Canada? May the ghosts of 1812 freak you out this Hallowe'en.