10 August 2012
Canadian Women's 2012 Olympic Football Team Win Gold
I do hereby, as the editor of Canada's one and only free press, declare the 2012 Canadian women's Olympic football team the gold medal winners. Fuck the USA!
If football, or soccer if you prefer, is not the crookedest sport on Earth, what the fuck is? Makes boxing look cleaner than an unelected politician's book of broken promises. Anybody with the slightest eye for a fix must be wondering who had so much riding on the USA's footballing women winning a gold medal that they were ready, willing and able to gain the head referee's favour before the match to ensure their gamble was a dead certainty.
Ray fuckin' Charles could see the fix was in.
If I were a member of the USA team I would be ashamed to accept the gold medal. A medal so dirty it ought to be shaped like a two hole outhouse seat. They are the ones who should feel cheated of their glory today, not the Canadians.
Fuck the rest! Canada is the best!