I feel real good today. A man has a right to get down and feel like doing heroin every once in a while, doesn't he? When I am not right my sense of humour can get a little lost. Good thing the motherfucking Republicans are fighting over who is going to get to nuke Iran if Obama does not beat them to it. There is more good humour in the Republican Party than meets the eye.
Take Newt Gingrich. Asshole wants to build a permanent base on the moon. America will never be happy until they start a war on the moon so Newt is probably on to something. Motherfuckers might actually be able to win a war against those commie moon people.
It is going to be an American base. Which means it will have hookers. The most expensive hookers in history. Willie Picton will be in awe.
Newt Gingrich might be a cocksucker but at least he is a cocksucker with a sense of humour. Permanent base on the moon? What the fuck for?