13 January 2012
Newfie Joke of the Day
Every day since I have had a computer my dad sends me Newfie jokes, usually several each day. "You don't know what you're missing b'y," he seems to be saying, "living over there with everybody else that have convinced themselves they must be in Heaven because the Chinese and everybody else with a pile of crooked money wants to move there and pretend they are movie stars in Hong Fucking Kong."
Here is the joke that came in today.
A pharmacist in Dildo walks into his store to find a guy leaning so heavily against a wall you would have thought he was holding back the river of crap that keeps pouring out of Ottawa since Harper took over.
So he asks his clerk, a young b'y just graduated from Memorial University, "What's with the guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk, one of those wise ones unversities are pumping out nowadays who are proud they can think outside the box, tells his boss, "He came in this morning to get something for his cough and I couldn't find the cough syrup so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative instead."
The pharmacist blew his top when he heard that. "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxative."
The clerk was having none of that old school guff from his boss. Told him, "Of course you can! Look at him. He's afraid to cough!"