I have watched more hockey this year than ever before. I have watched so much hockey I have even learned something, even though I have known it all along: the colour commentators are all shit. Who hires the motherfuckers?
Not even a hint of Howard Cosell between the lot of them. Even Don Cherry has gotten boring. Has the man forgotten how to piss off the French? It is not that hard. It is the same with the other sports' colour men too.
Somebody ought to feed them some beers before they go on air. Put a little hash in their pre-game meal. Put a firecracker up their ass.