28 April 2011

Have A Smashing Royal Wedding

Lucky to have lived
For a time in England.
Saw the Royal Family's

Smoked glass motor
(Or one of the duplicates employed
To make it hard on the IRA);

Saw their dirty palaces;
Saw where their children were educated.
Motherfucking parasites.


istvan said...

Yes,Beer you are right.

Jon said...

Wish my friends would stop talking about them. Without constant reminders I would not give them a thought. Fuck them.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

It is the scant whiff of Danger that has caught my atttention as we count down the minutes to the big day. Any fucking thing might happen. The English are antsy: they have a new screwball government to cope with as well. If any applecarts are overturned, I will be looking for my old buddies in the crowd but they will not be there, they'll be inside the pub arguing about the exact dimension, smelliness and lubricosity of her beav. The English bastards sure knows how to get married

RossK said...

Nevermind all that.

How's the robin?


Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Sonja tells me he was hard at work on our window this morning. Missed his performance this afternoon when I was walking the dog. I am looking for the hidden meeting that might he found in a Robin acting like that. Maybe he was hanging out in Gene Simmons yard all winter.

mollymew said...

All that I can say about this is "where is the Goddamn IRA when you need them ?".

RossK said...

Beer....It's all Truckers all the time....



RossK said...

Holy Doodles!

Even better link of full live perf.

Nazz Nomad said...

The only thing more worthless and overhyped than the royal fucking family is keith richards.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I thought Keith Richards looked fabulous sitted next to the Queen during the ceremony.