24 December 2010
Watched "Bad Santa" last night. Watched the special features too for the first time. Why are they called special features? Extra crap would be more accurate. Turns out the fat fucker who carves Billy Bob Thornton a wooden pickle for Christmas is Dope City boy Brett Kelly.
Brett Kelly has been in other great movies too, notably "Slapshot III." Us Canadians just love entertaining people. We never used to be like that until we all started on the dope back in the '70s. Now we all think we are Jim Carrey.
Cannot wait for "Slapshot IV," by the way.
This morning I had to pick up some Christmas Eve groceries. I was there five minutes after the doors to the store opened. People were already frantically dashing about. I tried to keep out of their way.
The woman ahead of me at the checkout had been up all night. She is trying to help her daughter hold back her baby until Christmas morning. "Jesus Motherfucking Christ," I thought. "Christmas sure makes people do some stupid shit."