Watched "Bad Santa" last night. Watched the special features too for the first time. Why are they called special features? Extra crap would be more accurate. Turns out the fat fucker who carves Billy Bob Thornton a wooden pickle for Christmas is Dope City boy Brett Kelly.
Brett Kelly has been in other great movies too, notably "Slapshot III." Us Canadians just love entertaining people. We never used to be like that until we all started on the dope back in the '70s. Now we all think we are Jim Carrey.
Cannot wait for "Slapshot IV," by the way.
This morning I had to pick up some Christmas Eve groceries. I was there five minutes after the doors to the store opened. People were already frantically dashing about. I tried to keep out of their way.
The woman ahead of me at the checkout had been up all night. She is trying to help her daughter hold back her baby until Christmas morning. "Jesus Motherfucking Christ," I thought. "Christmas sure makes people do some stupid shit."
6 comments:
Bad Santa and A Junkie's Christmas will always be a part of my Christmas traditions. Merry Christmas to you and everyone else in Canada. I'm on my way to buy brussel sprouts. Wish me luck.
Merry Christmas to America a country that never stops reminding us that good fences make good neighbours. We're all set to go. Our most popular citzen, Santa, is on his way!
I think it's no christmas this year, we had a moon problem on the equinox. Time for Hellboy. Bad Santa later. After Baby Mama. Try explaining that one to the kids when you're babysitting. I'm wasting my life.
Have a good one Tim. Unless you need to pay some bills I hope you get no emergency calls on Christmas Day.
Anyone who buys brussel sprouts for Chistmas is....?
It's a California thing. You wouldn't understand.
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