Sometimes a man has to tell the truth. Sledge hockey is boring as fuck. I am sure it is loads of fun to play; I have played every version of hockey there is (including broomball) except sledge hockey and they are all fun to play. I hope my Canadian brothers and sisters lay a good old Motherfucking, Alberta shit-kicking on everyone they play. I hope they win the gold medal. I hope they get drunk and smoke marijuana at centre ice when they have done so.
Just do not ask me to drink beer, watch sledge hockey and pretend I am being fondled to patriotic orgasm after orgasm watching crap like that on my television.
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