Brokeback Logging Camp

In any other year than this our loggers would be in the bush taking advantage of the lack of snow. There would have been more coastal loggers at work than in any January in history. But there is nobody in the bush this winter but army fuckers in the mountains looking for imaginary crazy motherfuckers thinking about blowing up the Olympics.

Your coastal forestry workers, once the backbone of the economy, before dope took over, cannot even afford to buy a ticket to any of the Olympic events their commie premier Glen Clark first initiated. Most all of us will be watching at home on broken down big screens, in broken down houses, in broken down neighbourhoods, in a broken down town some cunt novelist would probably call Broken Down Mountain if she could find two bored out of work loggers to fuck each other up the ass on a sidehill someplace.

Our hockey team better win the gold medal or people are going to be pissed.