2010 Animal Olympics

"When one jumps over the edge, one is bound to land somewhere." D.H. Lawrence

I started the car and

Listened to the traffic report

After my shift was over.

The end of another motherfucking week

In the motherfucking mill.

Traffic was good.

I switched from the radio to the cd player.

I turned it up.

As planned,

Animal screamed,

"So fucking what!"

I sang along.

I fucked a sheep.

I fucked a goat.

I pulled my flask of Glen Breton

From the glove compartment and

Took a little guzzle.

I wished it was a beer.

I might look like your grandpa

But inside

I felt like I was seventeen again.

That is what it is like being a man.

Later I drank wine,

Ate dinner,

Wrote a two line poem and

Watched Danish women curl.

Later yet I dreamed

Of Danish women curlers

In fishnet stockings

And roller skates.

It was a five ring fuck fest.

Go, Denmark, go!