There was a crazy
Lady from Newfoundland
On tv tonight
She was stomping
Around her property
In her hip waders
Taking pictures and
Talking to the people
Taking pictures of her
It is a grand place -
Newfoundland!
The best pictures the
Crazy Newf lady took
Were of herself with
Her waterproof camera
Positioned beneath a stream
She looked most hideous
From the viewpoint of a fish
Fish do not have the same appreciation
Of a woman in hip waders I do
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