Worked out hard
Ate spaghetti and steak dinner
Drank several glasses of wine
Walked the dog on the frozen grass
I feel alright, I said, I feel alright
Could have used another couple
Big glasses of red wine
But I think I will go to bed instead
Does not look like I
Will be getting any tonight
Sonja thinks my fucking is going to kill me
I heard her talking to a girlfriend on the phone,
"Just before he's done I can hear his heart
Pounding like Chuck Biscuits in '79.
Once he has a few too many he can't
Ejaculate as fast as when he only has a few."
I am not dead yet, motherfuckers.
I am still at the plate