Up here in Canada I get called various things. "Hey, Beersy!" is pretty common. At work it is usually, "Come here, you dirty old cocksucker!" If I had any fucking French friends they would call me, "Monsieur Biere." Luckily for me I have no French friends.
Down in Mexico I only get called one thing. "Hey Pancho!" Everybody down there calls me that due to my uncanny resemblance to one of my favourite revolutionaries, the most celebrated of all Mexicans, Pancho Villa.