My dog and I
took a neighbourhood tour today.
I like my neighbourhood.
The Hammer likes the neighbourhood too
but she would prefer to live
even further out in the country.
that Elvis of Islands,
would be her choice.
A place a girl can really run around.
People decorate their lawns with
flowers and crap in the summer.
Makes a neighbourhood look and smell real pretty.
All that shit is dead now.
All I saw was dirty houses,
dead leaves and dire straits.
Inside the houses everybody
was drinking, smoking dope and
thinking about Christmas.