10 November 2009

Elvis of Islands



My dog and I
took a neighbourhood tour today.

I like my neighbourhood.

The Hammer likes the neighbourhood too
but she would prefer to live
even further out in the country.

Newfoundland,
that Elvis of Islands,
would be her choice.

A place a girl can really run around.

People decorate their lawns with
flowers and crap in the summer.

Makes a neighbourhood look and smell real pretty.
All that shit is dead now.

All I saw was dirty houses,
dead leaves and dire straits.

Inside the houses everybody
was drinking, smoking dope and
thinking about Christmas.

1 comment:

Jon said...

"that Elvis of islands"
Wow.