At a party on the weekend I met a man from the small town of Motherfucking, Alberta. Motherfucking, a small town on the shores of Alberta's largest mosquito hatchery, is not far from Garlic City. He told me about a job his son had a few years back with the Oilers. "The team give him a seat in the press box to watch every home game and they pay him for it. In return, after the game he goes out and starts up all their cars for them. Wouldn't want to let the trophy wife's ass to get cold!"