Archie, the red-headed comic book motherfucker, got himself into the news cycle briefly by asking Veronica, the brunette comic book rich bitch, to marry him. Not sure why this is newsworthy - who really gives a fuck?
A lot of people hate Archie comics; the people who are overly familiar with the devolution of comic book content. You have to watch out for people who are overly familiar with comic book lore. Comic book mullahs they are. Capable of anything but usually too stoned to cause much trouble.
Archie helped me learn to read. Just like Batman and the rest of the leotard wearing superhero comic book army did. I dropped the comics in favour of real books once my reading skills allowed me to. People who read comics beyond the age of about ten ought to be placed on to some sort of registry so we can keep track of their movements. Trouble they are. Leotard crazy.
I would have gone for Betty. Rich bitches are ok for fucking but you do not want to marry one.