30 January 2009

Where's Charles Bronson When You Need Him?


"Dope City needs a Charles Bronson," Sonja huffed as she was reading the newspaper. More motherfuckers shot in the head. More killers on parole. More police task forces that will accomplish fuck all.

She was right.

The mayor of Steepleton is encouraging the community to rise up against crime. Perhaps a vigilante will be born of this yeasty infection against crime.

If I was Charles Bronson I would bring Batman and Robin along with me. Shit is out of control.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I agree. I'm sick of all the crap walking around,all lawyered up,using " their charter right to a speedy trial" to get off. Since when does a criminal have rights. What about the victims?