Mike Graham

I want a life of celebrity, devoid of integrity

and have the cameras flashing just for me

Be blind to my inability, divorce myself from reality

The inner sanctum doors will open wide

Sell myself for a license fee

to every one who wants a piece

Don't think you'll get this stuff for free

Read my arrests, illicit sprees

Download the video and see

I'll still be a celebrity

I want to join the punditry

Advocate irresponsibility

Promote decay because it works for me

One for you, six for me

There's no such thing as society

and all the rules are set up just for me

I want to stun the nation

Purvey false information

I'll put the idiot in ideology

Make shady deals

Rant and squeal for every thug who pays my fee

But I'll still be a celebrity

I'll be the CEO you see smiling with the tyrant king

Anything that pays is fine with me

I'll sell them guns, I'll sell them bombs

I'll help them chain the ones they rob

and I'll still be a celebrity

Mike Graham - The Subhumans' New Dark Age Parade

The first time I saw Mike, his band the Subhumans (not the English wankers) were one of the bands that played before The Avengers rocked Dope City. Mike does not look much like a guitar hero but he sure sounds like one.

I saw Mike and his now legendary band several times after that. Saw them more than just about everybody. They were some of funnest times I ever had. Whoever it was who said if you have to get drunk and all doped up to enjoy something did not know what the fuck they were talking about.

The Subhumans made three lps and a few singles. The singles are scarce and the first couple albums hard to find. But you can get yourself a copy of New Dark Age Parade to listen to while you watch that motherfucking prostitute Valerie Bertinelli try to talk you into joining a fat farm on your big tv.