3 November 2007

Swimming In the Pool of Shit


The Beatles were playing on the radio this morning. Sonja asked me, "Can you believe those guys were so big once?" She started singing along to I Wanna Hold Your Hand. Then the Hammer and I joined in. We all love music but we do not like the Beatles.

"The Beatles were as big and easily recognized as Britney Spears' cunt," I added when we finished our sing-song. "The only good thing to ever come of them was Ringo's Magic Christian movie."

"Isn't that the movie where everybody is swimming in the pool of shit?"

"That's the one. Ringo was the Philosopher Beatle."

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