I heard on the news yesterday Canadians are the biggest, baddest, bogartingest pot smokers in the industrialized world. And that is without me doing my bit. What with the whole world being industrialized now I guess that makes Canadians the stonedest country on Earth. And we have become such a wholesome bunch of pot smoking hippy motherfuckers without the benefit of having the shit legalized like in the Netherlands.
We like to get stoned, we like to drink beer, we like to play hockey, we have no fear. So get in your car, get on a bus, come visit Canada, leave the drugs up to us.
This message has been brought to you by the Ministry of Marijuana Tourism. Tommy Chong Minister.