"I think she's on MDA tonight."
"I think she's on acid. Purple microdot!"
"Maybe she's on scribble."
"Her bra and panties must look cool under the black light."
"Maybe she took some of that peyote I gave her in math class on Friday."
"She's got to be on mushrooms, man."
Beth, of course, never did fuck one of us. But her ugly sister fucked us all when Beth was on a student exchange to Quebec. She fucked us all under Beth's black light.