I do not buy as many records as I used to.
I try not to do what every other motherfucker on the internet does.
Which is generate putrid lists.
My favourite records of the year 2006 were The Drive-By Truckers' "Blessing and a Curse" (even though they got fucked out of playing my city last year - maybe they will make up for it by playing one of the bars in Steepleton next time they get near Dope City); Jerry Lee Lewis' record with all the old fucking hippies on it (I hope I live to be as old and ungraceful as The Killer); and, what has to be my Fave of the Year - The Motherfucking Canadian Subhuman's "New Dark Age Parade" (the closest anybody has come to bumping off the Sex Pistols' album as the best record ever since DOA's "13 Flavours of Doom" or the Subhuman's initial recording - "Incorrect Thoughts").
Yeah, they are a bunch of old cunts (with the exception of a couple members of the Drive-Bys). Fuck you.