Read someplace that there is phytoestrogen or some such fucking thing in beer. Now they tell me! Estrogen is one of those feminine things. Might be one of those feminine things men like to smell.
My massive phytoestrogen intake over the years may explain the tremendous tits I have developed. Big, hairy, old beer titties with nipples like you find on baby bottles for baby elephants.
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