17 January 2007


Read someplace that there is phytoestrogen or some such fucking thing in beer. Now they tell me! Estrogen is one of those feminine things. Might be one of those feminine things men like to smell.

My massive phytoestrogen intake over the years may explain the tremendous tits I have developed. Big, hairy, old beer titties with nipples like you find on baby bottles for baby elephants.

There is no such thing as a day you cannot find something to write about.


Ed said...

Holy shit, Beer! There are days that I struggle to find inspiration to write and it just comes to you so naturally.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

I'm just having some fun and trying to keep away from watching hockey on tv every night.