20 December 2006

Taking Care of Business

A Dope City school trustee has raised a fuss by being in favour of people being permitted to carry concealed weapons in the peaceful tranquility of Canada. She is my kind of a gal. Too bad she is a member of a political party or she would really be my kind of a gal.

The government and the police have completely failed to stem the importation of every kind of weapon you can think of in this country. There are all kinds of people carrying concealed weapons illegally. This fact has changed the culture of my big, fat hockey loving land. If they are not too drunk, people are real careful about avoiding confrontations because they do not know if the idiot they would like to confront has a bootful of blue steel.

It should be every Canadian's right to carry a concealed weapon and blow any motherfucker away who thinks they can get away with waving a gun around. The police sure as fuck are not protecting us, let us protect ourselves.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I LIKE'S CHICKS WITH GUNS!!!...WANG ,DANG ,SWEET POONTANG.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

In this case it's BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, SWEET POONTANG.

Anonymous said...

Yeah -- that's a great idea. So Canada can soon sink to the murderous level of the US. Great....

Nicole said...

Hey YOU!!

merry Christmas, make sure that the Hammer gets something good and tasty in her stocking and all the best for happiness and good health for 2007.

Lastly...GO RIDERS...Grey Cup all the way in 07!!!! ;-)

Happy Holidays
Nicole

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

We have sunk to the murderous level of the U.S., that's the point. At least we sure as Hell have in Dope City and Afghanistan.

You think maybe some of Willie Picton's dead whores could have used a Derringer tucked away somewhere handy? Damn straight they could have.

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Nicole: the Hammer will be dining on seal fresh caught in the Saskatchewan Sea.