6 December 2006

Free Fireworks

That's the story of my life
That's the difference between wrong and right
But Billy said, both those words are dead
That's the story of my life

- Lou Reed

There are reports circulating that members of the heretofore so clean their tires squeak rather squeal when they burn rubber as they exit a coffee shop in a hurry West Dope City Police were lighting up confiscated fireworks this past Hallowe'en.

I am shocked. Next there will be reports they have been smoking confiscated dope.

One thing I am sure of though: they did not drink any of the booze they confiscated when I was drinking where they said I should not be drinking. The police never pull that kind of shit .... do they?

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