12 June 2006

Clean Assed Dog

The Hammer and I watched from a respectful distance as a woman wiped her small dog's ass as they exited the park. "Dogs," she huffed as she deposited her dog's ass wipe in the garbage can, "They are as bad as children."

The Hammer looked up at me as if to say, "You touch my ass with anything but a brush motherfucker and I'll chew your fucking arm off."

As the lady and her clean assed dog waddled off I was happy as an Oiler fan, Stanley Cup hopes renewed with a victory over the Hurricanes, that my dog somehow manages to wipe her own ass thank you very much.

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