30 May 2006
What? It's not like I was the only hockey writer who did not predict the team from northern motherfucking Alberta would make the Stanley Cup final. If Carolina meets Edmonton fans in both cities will be wondering where the Hell is the other team located on a map.
It has been a while but I have visited Edmonton. Damn fine town to live in if you have lost your marbles. Lots of Newfoundlanders live in Edmonton and north of it. The out of work Newfs take one look at the Rockies when they drive west looking for work and freak out, figure their car will never make it out of the foothills and become motherfucking Albertans.
The only good thing I can think of to come out of Edmonton is SNFU.