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NEVER GIVE A MOTHERFUCKER AN EVEN BREAK

2 January 2021

2021 - The Year that Began All Wrong

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22 November 2020

A Sawmill Worker and His Typewriter

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 Just Me  Now. A Sawmill Worker, His Typewriter And One Fuck Of A Lot Of Beer.
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29 October 2020

Sonja (Cheryl)

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15 years ago the one and only Dope City Free Press began as a means to tell some stories about a man named Beer and his dog the Hammer. Soon...
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29 June 2020

Fear On the Streets

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There’s been some fucking scares in my life. The ever present possibility of a big fucking earthquake; the ever present possibility of nucle...
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30 May 2020

Too Much Dope City, Where’s My Mountain At?

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ctifL0PIY6k&list=OLAK5uy_lJJmh8d3jlNfoW8iYkDQWdKfUqGFCP6IA&index=8 Go on field trips or summe...
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29 March 2020

Joints That Make You Feel Good

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One of my grocery go-tos is a Vietnamese store. It is one of those family run joints that make you feel good when you patronize them. Ha...

Pandemic Blues

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So...two weeks ago people were giving me dirty looks for getting my groceries virgin bagged because everybody pictured a whale or a turt...
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24 March 2020

You Do Not Get To Choose Your Natural Disaster

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Way back in 2005 when it seemed like a good idea to get the Dope City Free Press going I thought it possible I may one day write about m...
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25 February 2020

Mind Your Head!

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When the Dope City Free Press began 15 years ago we did so with the clear understanding that shit is so fucked up you could not unfuck i...
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18 December 2019

Christmas Party Time

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Christmas party time. Only time of the year the fucking boss buys. Me and the boys, our girlfriends, boyfriends and what have yous,  a...
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Mr. Beer N. Hockey
Guiding (Bertuzzi) principle - The most desirable condition of the human species is to get together at the hockey rink and have a few beers. The injustice and violence of men in a hockey rink having a few beers produced the demand for ushers. Ushers, as they were forced upon men having a few beers at the rink became common place, a creature of the paying hockey fan's ignorance and mistake. Ushers were intended to suppress injustice, but they offered new occasions and temptations for the commission of it. By concentrating the force of the community, it gives occasion to wild projects of calamity, to oppression, despotism, war and conquest - sometimes beer sales are even cut off during the third period. By perpetuating and aggravating the inability to get drunk in public ushers foster men's injurious passions, and excites men to the practice of butt ending and high sticking, breaking necks and in some areas to throw dead seafood onto the ice. Ushers were intended to suppress injustice, but their effect has been to embody and perpetuate it.
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