tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20119470.post1604557277320982027..comments2023-08-20T15:59:58.293+05:00Comments on Dope City Free Press: ColdMr. Beer N. Hockeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07184518909716677938noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20119470.post-83637303283085762272009-04-02T09:31:00.000+06:002009-04-02T09:31:00.000+06:00Not wearing long johns in mid-winter Saskatchewan ...Not wearing long johns in mid-winter Saskatchewan is not pretend-tough. That is Gordie Howe tough.Mr. Beer N. Hockeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07184518909716677938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20119470.post-59005656325359873782009-04-02T09:14:00.000+06:002009-04-02T09:14:00.000+06:00You know Beer it sorta reminds me of the night I f...You know Beer it sorta reminds me of the night I froze my pecker. Almost ended up in the vatican choir over that one.<BR/> We were visiting my sister down Weyburn Saskatchewan way. I was a pretend-tough teenager who thought it was "sucky" to wear long johns. So here it was one night I struggled back to base face into a wind at a wind chill well below minus 40. The shorts were loose.<BR/> On arriving at base I went to the can to check out the damage. The usual chillblains started. No big deal, but then I realized I was getting defrost pains in a section of the body that was virgin territory to this ort of thing. <BR/> Big panic. I looked around the bathroom, and my eyes lit of a bottle of Heat Linament. Heat !!!! Yeah !!!! It seemed to be the best idea at the time. On it went. I had just enough time to grab a towel and shove it in my mouth before I hit the floor. The towel was so that nobody banging on the door to the shitter and wondering what was taking me so long could hear me scream. <BR/> To me this was the classic "it seemed like a good idea at the time". May your balls defrost and not grace next year's Christmas Tree.mollymewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10608757779720671118noreply@blogger.com