Spring is
The time of year
I think about
Buying tickets
To see a baseball game
Or even watching
One on television
Too bad the AAA Canadians
And the Montreal Expos
Both fucked off to America
Fuck baseball
Fuck the poetry of it
Bring on the CFL
If it don't have a clock it ain't a fucking sport . Baseball is a pass time all be it enjoyable at times , Not a sport .Golf as well is an activity not a sport , I will admit some are hily skilled at this activity but again not a fucking sport . This list could go on but you get the gist .
I have tried to come up with an exception to your rule but i have come up empty. Golf, tennis, cricket, etc. - all pastimes. All fun to drink beer and watch however which gives them the illusion of being sports.
Guiding (Bertuzzi) principle - The most desirable condition of the human species is to get together at the hockey rink and have a few beers.
The injustice and violence of men in a hockey rink having a few beers produced the demand for ushers.
Ushers, as they were forced upon men having a few beers at the rink became common place, a creature of the paying hockey fan's ignorance and mistake.
Ushers were intended to suppress injustice, but they offered new occasions and temptations for the commission of it.
By concentrating the force of the community, it gives occasion to wild projects of calamity, to oppression, despotism, war and conquest - sometimes beer sales are even cut off during the third period.
By perpetuating and aggravating the inability to get drunk in public ushers foster men's injurious passions, and excites men to the practice of butt ending and high sticking, breaking necks and in some areas to throw dead seafood onto the ice.
Ushers were intended to suppress injustice, but their effect has been to embody and perpetuate it.
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Bill Lee is Baseball Christ- They sure don't make Jews like Jesus anymore.
On the contrary, they do still make Jews like Jesus. It is possible, however, that none of them live in the New York area.
If it don't have a clock it ain't a fucking sport . Baseball is a pass time all be it enjoyable at times , Not a sport .Golf as well is an activity not a sport , I will admit some are hily skilled at this activity but again not a fucking sport . This list could go on but you get the gist .
I have tried to come up with an exception to your rule but i have come up empty. Golf, tennis, cricket, etc. - all pastimes. All fun to drink beer and watch however which gives them the illusion of being sports.
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